Roam the Roasts

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24 January, 2011

The Connaught

Roast Dinner: £10.95-£12.95
Avg drinks prices: Bottle cider £4.25; orange juice £2.60; pint lager £3.95

I've eaten quite a few times at The Connaught since moving to Hove.  Ever since we happened upon it one sunny August evening, it's been our go-to for family visits, stops during walks and when we've simply just been bored.  With its open fire sending out a warm glow into the bar area, and its quirky half-bar, half-bistro layout backdropped by art prints of Johnny Rotten, it's a great place to spend an afternoon without running the risk of being invaded by football fans, students or lushes.  Having stood by their Gloucester Old Spot sausages and mash with red wine gravy for the best part of six months, and having seen the quality of their pies, salads and sandwiches, I was ver excited to see that my friends were prepared to grace our end of town with their presence for a sampling of the Sunday Roast. 

Don't get me wrong, the place does have its flaws.  For all its character, one can visit The Dyke Road Tavern (recently refurbed bythe same owners) not five miles away and find the exact same ideas made real - as one friend commented, 'it's like they've read a brochure about how to make the ideal gastropub."  He's right, too; it does tick the boxes - no tablecloths, cutlery in a tankard, slightly gauche art and an open fire with no shortage of wood.  However, in The Connaught it just seems to work.  It doesn't feel pretentious, or over-stylised - even the 'supposed-to-look-hand-written-but-really-just-printed' boards evoke a slight classiness that other gastropubs fail to achieve. 

We took our seats in the bar area, as (as so commonly happens to us) we had got up late and missed the window for bookings in the bistro/restaurant.  This didn't matter - the only difference is that on this side, you order by going to the bar - no biggie, considering the bar was three steps away.   They were happy to open a tab, and whilst being friendly, the staff are professional and not-at-all overfamiliar, which means you get your drinks and your orders, but also the feeling you're not just a cow being marched through a cattleshed.  I went for the roast beef after seeing magnificence arrive at the table next to us; my friend Dan plumped for pork belly.  Everyone else followed suit.

As we settled in to our seats, we conversed about the atmosphere of the place.  It can't be ignored - The Connaught is a middle-class paradise.  Whilst we were there, it was relatively quiet, but as the afternoon wore on, more and more families arrived, children in tow - one taking the seat next to us - along with countless young rah-girls and their suitors.  It's safe to say, if you're in any way insulted by money, loud voices or flash cars you won't love it here.  I took umbridge with the man on the next table who insisted I move my empty cider bottle off of 'MY TABLE - it does not belong there!'  This general lack of politeness is prevalent in a lot of the Sunday clientele - maybe they'd all just had a rough night on the Midori, but I didn't appreciate the general 'get off my turf!' vibe that gradually filled the air as time went on.  The children are also allowed to scream.  Loudly.  However, if you head there early, you'll instead be surrounded by quiet groups of friends or couples, which is far more lovely and easier to handle.

Anyway.  The food. 

When my beef arrived, I was taken aback by the sheer pile of it on my plate - juicy, pink slices, crisp at the edges, at least a centimetre thick with barely any fat.  The pork belly was also a winner - a fat slab of salted, crispy fat atop a plump, pink layer of succulent meat.  The gravy was plentiful, but not overwhelming, with a rich aroma of thyme and the vegetables - well.  The vegetables.  The great thing about this place is they're evidently not afraid to experiment.  You name it, we had it - two types of squash, celeriac, carrots, parsnips, potatoes, curly kale - piled high and all boasting rich, powerful flavours.  The squash was nicely crisp and well seasoned; the kale was not at all soggy and coated in the most wonderful, spicy mustard dressing.  The carrots were honeyed and the celeriac al dente.  We even had beetroot (though some protested to that).  It was as if the chef had decided on a whim to chuck everything in the pan with the meats and sprinkle each different flavour atop them before bunging them in the oven - evenly roasted and golden, it looked fantastic. 

The beef was wonderful - it warns you on The Connaught's menu that all of their meat is cooked medium-rare, and that was exactly what we got.  Sourced locally, from a farm down the road, it melted in the mouth, having been seasoned perfectly.  Usually I leave a little fat on my plate, but this time there was nothing to leave - the whole three (three!) slabs were fat-free and juicy and had I been able to, I'd have easily eaten more.  This cow had led a great, great life.  Dan's assessment of the pork belly was similarly glowing - the crackling was, apparently, 'just crisp enough' - not too chewy and fatty, but not too brittle either.  The meat was juicy and not at all tough - it seemed that The Connaught part steam, part roast their pork bellies, which in my eyes is the only way to do it. 

However, the potatoes, though crisp and done on the outside, were a little tough in the middle.  Not raw, but lacking that fluffiness that really makes a good roastie.  The yorkie was huge and evidently home-made, but was far too crisp for my liking - to me, a good yorkie is soggy below and crisp atop, but this was just a ball of air.  It didn't really add anything to the meal and felt rather dry next to all the other, succulent foodstuffs.  Some of the party couldn't get on board with the idea of squash, either, complaining that there were just too many vegetables to choose from.  I suppose it depends what you're after - personally, I relish the variety but if you're more of a traditionalist, then the wide range of veg may just tip you over the edge.

We left dessert, mainly because the roast had rendered us stuffed, but I can definitely recommend the Guinness brownie if you're ever in a pickle.  Divine.

Altogether, this is definitely a foodie's idea of a good roast dinner - experimental, ambitious and packed with flavour.   If you can stomach the sometimes questionable clientele, head for a late afternoon lunch, but if you're the quiet sort, head for early afternoon and you're in for a winner.

8/10

48 Hove St, Hove BN3 2DH
Tel: 01273 206578
Credit/debit cards accepted
Bookings taken for bistro/restaurant; ring early on the day
http://www.connaughtpub.co.uk/

06 June, 2010

The Gallery Bistro

Roast Dinner: £9.95 - £10.95
Avg drinks prices: Bottle cider £4.10; bottle lager £3.95; soft drinks £1.80
Desserts: £3.95 - £4.95


The Gallery is a pretty little place.  Formerly a clothes shop, it resides in a cool part of Church Road - just down from the bustle of George Street, a short walk from the sea and just across from the Town Hall.  Resplendent in multi-coloured leather, a verbal description of the decor doesn't really do it justice.  Bright, clean lines and an open-plan interior make this a welcome and refreshing change from the usual Sunday roast venue; the sun shines through the large windows and the high ceilings make everything echo in a slightly school-hall way, though this is not a bad thing - the chatter and the sound of cutlery on plates is reassuring.  Wi-Fi enabled and pet friendly, The Gallery should be bursting at the seams with patrons.  However, on our visit - a sunny, bright Sunday; early lunchtime - it was eerily quiet.  Bar another couple sitting to eat a late breakfast and an older lady with a laptop and a dog, we were the only people indoors.  Granted, the small outdoor terrace that spilled onto Church Street did fill up with early-afternoon coffee drinkers as the hour rolled on, which made me pleased for the manager of the place.  Why?  Because The Gallery is good.  It deserves the business.  A compact, clear menu boasting locally sourced, fresh produce is mouth-watering.  An evening offer of a 3-course set menu for £15 promises delights for the local gastronome and at a bargain price.  The decor is beautiful and they even have a jazz band three nights a week.  However, far be it from me to attempt to critique the place further - I'm here to focus on the roast.

My friend and I plumped for the beef; my partner the pork belly.  The menu simply says 'roast dinner with all the trimmings'; so I assume that the selection changes.  The waitress seemed friendly enough, if a little shy as she asked me how I wanted my beef cooked.  This is a first for me - usually I simply shout 'beef!' from a hungover state in the corner, and 30 minutes later it arrives.  Not this time - I found great pleasure in knowing my beef was going to arrive medium-rare, just how I like it.  We grabbed three Savanna ciders - as this is a bistro, don't expect ales or down-to-earth lagers - which came duly served with lemon and a glass with ice.   It was a welcome change again from a pint of Stowford, and I appreciated the light drink as we chilled at the table, the sun shining through the window behind us. 

The food rocked up twenty-five minutes later - an admirable amount of time to wait.  Not too long, but long enough to know that you're not being given food shovelled from a pre-cooked vat of slop sitting there since the early morning.  However, when it was placed in front of me I was distressed - nay, distraught - nay, destroyed - to see that my dinner - my roast beef dinner - was severely lacking in Yorkshire pudding.  What fresh hell was this?!  On questioning the waitress, I was told that The Gallery do not serve Yorkies.  (This needs to be changed, as I feel it clouded my entire view of the food from thereon in.)  Begrudgingly, I poured on my gravy and duly accepted that this Sunday was going to be Yorkie-less.  Gutting.  However, my partner's pork was crispy and nicely browned, glistening with sea-salt and smelling delicious.  My beef - more of a steak than a cut of a roast - was succulent; nicely browned on the outside and moist and pink in the centre - a perfect medium-rare cut.  My friend's steak was the same, which led me to believe that this was the work of an accomplished chef, not just some guy in the kitchen who got lucky.  However, I did feel like I was tucking into a strange steak dinner rather than a roast; no bad thing as I love steak, but the whole 'roast' feel just wasn't there. 

The veggies were simple but perfectly cooked - broccoli, carrots and roasties with a serving of green beans for good measure.  Simple, honest veggies that had evidently come from someone's allotment.  They were crunchy and hot, better than mum makes, but there was no artistry involved.  In previous pubs I've been party to honey-roast carrots; spiced cabbage; buttered peas - I suppose I've been spoiled.  It wasn't at all bad; just a little plain for my liking.  Simple.  Clean.  But not a gastronomic adventure.  I so wanted my food to blow me away - the menu itself made me want to abandon the roast altogether and plump for one of their many delicious combinations - but I was left feeling a little disappointed.  The chef could benefit from a little after-hours experimenting with different flavours and combinations of veg to really make the roast pop, especially as they have to contend with a lack of Yorkshire.

We didn't stay for dessert, but what we did see on the menu did seem reasonably priced and sounded delicious - from creme brulee to chocolate brownie, it was all simple, hearty, sugary goodness. 

It's hard for me to decide where to place The Gallery on the ratings board.  On the one hand, it's a beautiful place - the decor is second to none - and the location is very good.  The food is well-cooked and not at all soggy or sloppy.  From the limited selection I saw being rolled out from the main menu, the food seemed bright, burting with colour and flavours and arty on the plate - however, as a roast joint?  I'm not so sure.  As I said earlier, it felt more like a steak dinner, which would have been fine if that was what I'd ordered.  The whole plate needed more adventure, experimentation and ambition.  And Yorkies!  Sacrilege, that's what it is...  I'm not sure roasts are their forte.

I will be going back to The Gallery, for sure, but I'm going to take advantage of their excellent set menu and some light jazz.  I think that you should, too - it really does have a great atmosphere.  I think that is where this little bistro's talent will really lie, and I fully expect to have a great time.

6/10

115 Church Road, Hove BN3 2AF
Tel: 01273 777488

10% service charged added for parties of 4 or more; booking recommended for large parties
Credit/debit cards accepted
http://www.gallerybistrohove.co.uk/